CoMeDy pLaY

Narrator: Today is the first day of classes, everyone is excited to see their friends and classmates after the very long vacation. Girl 1 is entering the main gate which is worth 5 million pesos. She saw her friends along the pathway. Because of her excitement, she run to her friends…I mean she run slowly to her friends…and embrace them and kiss them.
Girl1: Hi girls! How’s the vacation?
Girl 2: It was fun!
Girl 2: Same here, I enjoyed watching Bud Brothers and Boys over flowers every afternoon.
Girl1: Ahh…really? Me too…
Girl 2: Girls, enough of that, what’s our first subject?
Girl 3: It’s English 106.
Girl1: okay, let’s go and look for our classroom.
Narrator: They checked every room until they finally found their room in English 106 which is room 12. But there are other students who occupy the classroom and having their class.
Girl 2: Ahh…what are we going to do?
Girl 3: Let’s go to the faculty room and ask Dr. Salceber which classroom are we going to use.
In the faculty room.
All girls: Good morning maam.
Dr. Salceber: Hi girls, good morning.
Girl 1: Maam, we are the BSE3A.
Dr,Salceber: Oh! You are my first class this morning.
Girl 2: Yes maam, but room 12, which is the room assigned to us is being used by the other sections and they’re already having their class.
Dr. Salceber: okay, let’s go and look for another room.
Narrator: They look for another and they found room 10.
Dr, Salceber: Good morning class! How’s your vacation?
Narrator: The class answered in chorus.
Girl 1, 2, 3: It was fun!
Dr. Salceber: Okay, before we go to the introduction of our subject. I want you to introduce yourselves in front of the class and tell some interesting things about you.
Girl 1: Good morning everyone! I’m ____________, maam can I continue this later, may I go out first?
Dr. Salceber: Okay…next.
Narrator: Girl 1 went to the nearest Comfort room in the building. She opened the first cubicle and she saw chocolate colored fluid. She quickly opened the second cubicle and saw a floating object then she opened the last cubicle and she saw the combination of the two. Girl 1 was disgusted, went out of the Comfort room. She looked very pale and her friend saw her.
Girl 2: I was worried, what happened?
Girl 1: (fainted)
Girl 2: Help! Let’s bring her to the infirmary.

Scene 2: In the Infirmary.

Infirmary Assistant: What happened to her? She looks pale.
( Wearing I’m the Infirmary Assistant tag)
Girl 2: Maam she collapsed after she went out of the comfort room.
Infirmary Assistant: Okay, fill this out while I’ll call the school physician.
( turn her back and changed the tag into School Physician)
Narrator: After filling out the needed information…Infirmary Assistant changed to School Physician.
Girl 2: Maam, you’re the Infirmary Assistant at the same time you’re the School Physician.
Infirmary Assistant: Iha… Because of the global crisis, I need to work hard, that’s why I am your part time Infirmary Assistant and tour full time School Physician.
After the check-up.
Infirmary Assistant: Okay!, you can go now. She will be okay, just follow my instructions written here.
While walking…
Girl 2: Are we going to buy medicine? What’s the doctor’s prescription?
Girl 1: Wait (opens the folded paper)
After opening the folded paper. The two girls burst into laughter…
The Doctor’s advice:

Rx Tell the school janitor to clean the Comfort Room in the Humanities Building before the classes start tomorrow.

IA & SP